Eva longoria found texts on parker's phone to another woman

Eva longoria found texts on parker's phone to another woman, Eva Longoria, whose name should have been Sherlock Longoria, has filed for divorce from her husband, Tony Parker.

They’re pulling the old irreconcilable differences card (which must be getting rather worn around the edges these days with all the use it gets) out of the hat, but I can tell you what they are–  namely she doesn’t want him sticking his pogo stick into any vag other than her own and Tony wants to stick it into as many holes not belonging to his wife as possible. See? Irreconcilable differences!

The real reason for the divorce is Tony was cheating and Eva caught him…because of his damned phone!

Yes, detective Longoria allegedly discovered hundreds of text messages on his cell phone from another woman. You’d think dude would learn what the erase button on his phone was for, but who said basketballers were smart?

Apparently the woman is a former Spur’s wife, Erin Berry. But I don’t think the who matters so much to Eva as the fact he did it.

Eva then got on her phone and decided to tweet to the world about the divorce. According to NY Daily News, she wrote:”It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.”

Yes, I do believe she’s praying for his happiness, especially after she found out he’d been texting Erin Berry in a sexy way for almost a year. The NYDN also said Eva spilled the beans to her good friend, “Extra” host Mario Lopez, saying she found hundreds of texts on Parker’s phone from the wife of one of his teammates Longoria also told Lopez that her now-estranged husband cheated on her earlier in their marriage with a different woman, whom he kept in touch with via Facebook.

Seriously, Tony, how stupid do you have to be? You bone some chick, get caught, and then keep Facebooking her? What else were you doing? Sending her sweet texts from your wife’s phone, just to let her know she was more than a roll in the hay? And texting this other chick, who’s a MUTUAl friend (I’m going to say ex-mutual friend of Eva’s now) from your phone? You deserved to get caught.

I think Eva will be better off without this cell phone cheating mutt. And however good her detecting skills are, I suspect she’ll benefit from the comfort of having FlexiSPY on the phone of her next piece. Because, if ONLY she’d used FlexiSPY with Tony, she could have saved herself from all this extra heartache.