Lindsey vonn on tiger

Lindsey vonn on tiger, In an otherwise fluffy interview with People, Lindsey Vonn dropped a truth bomb about Tiger Woods that hits at the very core of TMI.

“There’s really nothing about him that bothers me. He doesn’t even leave the seat up! It’s awesome.”

Oh really, there’s nothing about Tiger Woods that bothers you? At all? You can’t think of just one thing? Are bathroom habits the new end-all, be-all of relationship happiness? “He’s had sort of a sordid past, but none of that matters because he always puts the cap back on the toothpaste.”

The exclamation-point-ready quotes from Vonn also touched on her transition after a divorce from her husband, Thomas Vonn.

“I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient and super independent. It’s awesome. I love it!”

Is Vonn stealing quotes from rejected Sex and the City spec scripts? Who talks like that outside a Destiny’s Child song?

Vonn was also asked whether Tiger will attend the Sochi Olympics. It won’t surprise you that her response contains an exclamation point and sounds like it was written by a copywriter at Cosmopolitan.

“We’re going to see how his schedule goes, but he’s hoping to come. He’s kind of a fish out of water in the cold weather. It’s going to be really cute!”